February 2011
January 2011
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Jealous and paranoid, yes.
amarisdoesit:
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
HOLY FUCK, story of my damn life. not to mention i’m skinnier :3 oh, life is good.
A life with Facebook sluts: .
morbidheartache:
itskarengamus:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
LMAO....
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When couples feed each other at restaurants.
nestorarnel:
Miss that
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omg
sammybaaaby:
cellulite and cankles are fucking ugly. I don’t understand how girls with this aren’t ashamed to wear shorts. its fucking gross
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If you love your dad, repost this. One boy didn't...
fancywolves:
nintenbro:
yourkisses-:
for fuck SAKE. why does Tumblr do this to me?
Don’t touch my daddy.
DADDDDYYYY :(
i don’t believe in things like this but i really really love my dad. just wanted to put that out there .
People who tag themselves in their profile...
Thank you. I was wondering who that person was.
HOLY FUCK! so. annoying.
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Party Like it's 1999
sammybaaaby:
dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And...
sofaaaay:
Girls that see their bfs everyday are hella lucky.
I know we are too young, and it's still too early...
Ugg Boots and Shorts
-drugsinmyb0dy:
I’m just:
WHAT? WERE YOUR FEET COLD, AND YOUR VAGINA HOT?
THIS, THIS, THIS
i hate
when people assume I’m high because I NATURALLY have no eyes, I’m something called asian, I was born with extra small eyes.
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oh you fancy, huh?: you know what's annoying? →
cyanyellowmagenta:
when people dislike something solely because it’s popular.
for instance, music. now, i understand the whole concept of a lot of mainstream music nowadays being crap and all of these musicians being paid millions to do what a pretentious suburban teenager could do in his/her sleep. but really?…
I love
when people remember my specifics when it comes to food. No tomatoes, no salsa, no olives, no pickles, no ice.
If marijuana was legal drug deals would be like...
Women's genitals are not a "Phenomenon". They're...
sofaaaay:
elwoodsaaywhat:
iggygogo1:
heathersstoneyworld:
fact
ahohohohohohohoho.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
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i hate
how I underestimate how sensitive I am. My random crying is getting out of hand and its annoying me. Can i just have a lovely conversation with the boy I love without getting teary-eyed from a little compliment/memory/statement? UGH! I’m such a damn baby.
